he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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