it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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