I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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