Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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