Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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