they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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