Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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