i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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