my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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