Are we in a gay sports bar?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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