he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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