I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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