North Korea, Best Korea!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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