I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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