My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
