That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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