I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My dad is sitting where you rode me
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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