i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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