So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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