There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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