Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize