My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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