dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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