We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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