HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
