Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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