It's Friday. Sex?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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