ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Congratulations! We have a period
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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