i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
