therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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