i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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