i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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