Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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