I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
