Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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