Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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