he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow