It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We are all done wearing pants today
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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