real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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