Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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