i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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