You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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