There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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