i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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