my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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