I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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