told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
