I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Pooping to opera.
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