We won't sleep together?
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Let's get the cat blown out
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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