big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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