butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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