if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how can u be prego again
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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